Better Get Used to These Bars

So sad that in this day and age plants have been imprisoned, wrongfully I might ad on New York City streets. What did they do? Who did they hurt? Have they stolen from us in some way? Why do we feel the need to put them in a cage and urinate on them to boot? I guess monkey see monkey do. We are caged in our little highrise cells, and so must every other organism here in this metropolis. I for one think it's high time we free them! Viva la revolucion!